SUITABLE ATTIRE

Appearances are everything.

Formal dress required.

In order to be a Billionaire, it is not merely important to sport the right attitude, but to sport the right suit or gown as well (see photo pages in the Media and Events section). We really must insist that you dress the part — we do have an image to uphold. It has occasionally come to our attention that some Billionaires have tried to gather in casual garb, and to those deviant individualists, we have only this to say: Formal is Normal.

We know that there is a great wealth of diversity among the extremely rich — and therefore among our fashion choices as well. Billionaires come in all colors, shapes, and sizes. We have old money and oil money and dot.com money and money at work and money on vacation and daytime money and evening money...

...but as important as it is to honor the diversity of our ranks, it is even MORE important to preserve the traditional image of the Billionaire.

VISUAL UNITY is very important to us. Remember, it takes conformity, not individuality, to become a Billionaire.

SO... DON YOUR BLACK SUITS AND EVENING GOWNS, HAVE SOME CASH ON HAND TO THROW TO THE COMMONERS, AND HIT THE STREETS!

Suit-able attire includes:

• black tux or suit
• white shirt
• money tie
• cigar
• gowns
• furs
• boa
• diamonds
• fancy scarves
• certain hats
• white gloves
• heels
• bow tie
• cummerbund
• suspenders
• cigarette holder
• monocle

You may also come with your full entourage. Servants, footmen, butlers, limos, red carpets, etc. are all welcome.