Billionaires for Billionaires
- Luge not Legal Aid!
- Let Them Eat Snow!
- Free Iraqis of their oil!
- They pander to you, but they answer to us!
Big Money's power is marvelous!
- Take to your cell phones, take to your faxes,
Join the fight to end all taxes!
- Let workers pay the tax, so investors can relax!
- Who needs day care, hire an au pair!
- Big money united shall never be defeated!
The rich united shall never be defeated!
- Welfare for the wealthy!
Keep our profits healthy!
- Wealth care not health care!
- Make a smart investment, buy yourself a President!
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- Free the Forbes 400!
- We're Non-partisan — We Buy Politicians of Every Political Stripe!
- We're paying for this country's free elections (so you don't have to)!
- Vote for Bush... Because Inequality is not Growing Fast Enough!
- Bribery will get you everything.
- Corporations are people too.
- Don't judge a man until you have walked a mile in his Gucci's.
- People don't vote, money does.